(One Direction in a horror movie)
Killer: *Calls Zayn* "I see you."Zayn: "Really? Do i look god?"
Killer: "..."
Killer: *Enters Kitchen* "What are you doing?!"
Niall: "Making a Sandwich."
Killer: "At a time like this?"
Niall: "Theres always time to eat."
Killer: "..."
Killer: *Opens bedroom door* "What the.."
Louis: "Shut the door! Can't you see we're busy?"
Harry: "Come back to bed , boobear!"
Killer: "..."
Liam: *Goes on Twitcam* "Hey guys! There's a Killer in our house! I think he's trying to hurt us! That isn't very nice.."
Killer: "I need a new hobby."
you sir are my hero
idk how many times i’ve reblogged this
(Source: fuckyeahmariastyles)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
I’m insecure, I know what for
I’m not Danielle, 32 or Eleanor
But that’s ok, because they’re gay
The boys wouldn’t love me anyway
Everyone else knows they’ll never love me
Everyone else but me
[Chorus]
Everytime I log on to the computer
I’m headed straight for youtube, twitter, and tumblr
Where I can continuously stalk them
I don’t know, I don’t know how far I’d go
Most people question my sanity
But I don’t care, they are not as happy as me
What’s wrong with relating them to everything?
I don’t know, I don’t know how far I’d go
I’m really kind of pitiful
Oh c’mon, it’s not that wrong
That I also stalk Josh, Lux, and Paul
I know the words, to every song
I ship Larry, Niam, and Zayn so hard
Everyone else knows they’ll never love me
Everyone else but me!
[Chorus]
No spoons, Nandos, kittens, mirrors, carrots
Irishmen, tea, and food.
No Jimmy protested, simple but effective
Carlito, Pepito, Miguelito, Martito, and Dick.
I love them so much you don’t understand
They way I’m completely dedicated to this band
The way that they don’t even know that I exsist
I don’t know, I don’t know how far I’d go
[Chorus]
(Source: potatoesgonnapotate1d)
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Omfg. Our secret is out.
Another secret: the members of 1D are… boys! But shh keep it on the down low!
